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Home sweet home in Montana

We live here.  We're Montanans.  We LOVE Montana and we would prefer that you spend your vacation in another place.  13,000,000 people overrun our state every year and as friendly as we try to be, we're getting tired of following your 300 ft. motor home down our two-lane roads.  Just as soon as I get "old blue" running again, I'm going to put up some "No Trespassing" signs to keep those dang tourists off our new gravel driveway.

Oh and BTW, see our story in the Hungry Horse News

Just go away

Visit America first, but save Montana for last.  We figure that if you choose a different state to visit every year, it'll be fifty years before we need to see you in Montana.  Add a trip to Canada and Mexico and we get an extra two years without seeing your stupid camper with all those "South of the Border stickers blocking your rear view window.

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