You are NOT PERMITTED to click on any of the links on this page unless you have bought a T-shirt or some other overpriced tourist trinket from our store.

Most of these links suck anyhow.  Don't bother clicking on them as that means you will exit our charming website - and that would really suck (especially if you haven't bought anything).

Flathead Lake in MontanaFlathead Lake

Flathead Lake lies in the shadows of Glacier National Park and Big Mountain ski resort to the north.  The largest natural fresh water lake west of the Mississippi.  The problem is that unless you're a fish, Flathead Lake sucks.

Glacier National ParkGlacier National Park

People will tell you that Glacier is one of the most beautiful, awe-inspiring natural wonders in our country.  Don't listen to them, Glacier National Park sucks.  And besides, because of the global warming that Al Gore invented, the glaciers are all melting.  That sucks!

Flathead Business GuideFlathead Guide

Carry the official Flathead Valley Business Directory when you visit Glacier Park or ski Whitefish to access the best restaurants, places to stay and things to do in NW Montana. All that convenience really sucks!

Montana Bears

Everything you ever wanted to know about grizzly bears, black bears (hey, even a few facts about polar bears)... and don't forget "Smokey the Bear" too!  Montana Bears

Montana Original Creations

Innovative gift baskets overflowing with products Made in Montana. Gift baskets for all occasions, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, housewarmings and corporate gifts.

Goosed MooseGoosed Moose T's

Did you know that moose are the largest antlered animals on the planet (and the world's largest deer)? Learn more about this horse-sized deer... but whatever you do, get the new T's
See the Goosed Moose

Log Homes and Log Furniture

What do you think of when you think of Montana?  Log homes and log furniture, right?  The world's largest directories of log homes and log furniture are hiding behind these links. Check 'em out!

The Log Home Store

See the Log Home Store!Where you can find rustic lighting, tasteful bedding and charming rustic log furniture, lodge style dinnerware, wrought iron metal art, bear and rustic décor.  Visit the unique Log Home Store


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