We live here. We’re Montanans. We LOVE Montana and we would prefer that you spend your vacation in another place. 13,000,000 people overrun our state every year and as friendly as we try to be, we’re getting tired of following your 300 ft. motor home down our two-lane roads. Just as soon as I get “old blue” running again, I’m going to put up some “No Trespassing” signs to keep those dang tourists off our new gravel driveway.
