Privacy Policy

In the unlikely event you haven't guessed by now, this website is a tongue-in-cheek lampoon.  Our goal is to provide an enjoyable experience and hope that maybe you'll buy something from us.  Other than the universally accepted term of "sucks", there is nothing on this site that should bother anyone, most especially children.

Your right to privacy is our foremost concern and we take that very seriously and want you to feel comfortable using our site. This Privacy Policy deals with personally identifiable information that could be accumulated by our server applications. This Policy does not apply to websites to which we link, other entities that we do not own or control, or persons that are not our employees, agents or within our control.

1. Collection of Data
We respect the privacy of all who visit our web sites, children in particular. We do not collect personal information without visitors' knowledge. Where visitors do provide such information we will not reveal contact information or use in a public context unless having first obtained permission. We track the number of visitors to our site and retain statistics, but we do not review specific usage of our website by individuals.

If you are asked to register or provide your name or email address on our website(s) providing such information is at your option, but we commit that we will not sell, trade or provide such data to another organization. Like many web sites, we monitor raw information that is contained in our server log files such as your IP address and cookie information.

2. Use of Data
Data may be used to customize and improve your experience on this site. In the event you choose to visit external links that appear on our site to visit other websites, you are advised to read the privacy policies that appear on those sites.

3. Cookies
Like most web sites, we may use cookies to enhance your experience. Advertisements may appear on our web site and, may set and access cookies on your computer and is subject to the privacy policy of those parties providing the advertisement. The companies serving the advertising do not have access to our cookies. These companies usually use non-personally identifiable or anonymous codes to obtain information about your visits to our site.

4. Children
All of the information on our site is safe for children. However, we are not responsible for information that may appear from a third-party site such as via an RSS feed. Should you discover anything that you feel is inappropriate for children, please contact .

5. Changes to this Privacy Policy
We may make changes to this Policy from time to time. We will notify you of substantial changes to this Policy by posting a prominent announcement on our site.

7. No guarantees
While this Privacy Policy states our standards for maintenance of Data and we will make efforts to meet them, we are not in a position to guarantee these standards. There may be factors beyond our control that may result in disclosure of data. As a consequence, we disclaim any warranties or representations relating to maintenance or nondisclosure of Data.

We are not responsible for any content (comments, opinions, statements, proclamations, threats, challenges, or anything deemed to be objectionable or socially inappropriate) submitted by visitors to our site on an online forum, opinion polls, etc. Every effort is made to link only to websites that provide trustworthy, pertinent and reliable information.

7. Contact Information
If you have any questions about our Privacy Policy, or our web site, please contact .

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