Why you should NOT visit Montana!

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Face it - Montana sucks!

The rumors you've heard are NOT true, there is nothing to see here, nothing to do and threats to bodily safety are lurking behind every tree and swimming in every polluted river and lake.  The trout and salmon left years ago and can now be found in Canada... go there instead.

The locals are crazy, in-breeding militia types who think that tourists are fair game and hunting season lasts all year.  Montana ranks last in education, unemployment, poverty level and every year hundreds of tourists and Girl Scouts are reported missing. 

And remember

. . . if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
(It ain't just Montana!)


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