Camping is dangerous in MT

The perils that await unsuspecting campers in Montana are a closely guarded secret. Carnivorous creatures hide behind every tree and campsites are located in bio-hazard waste dumps.

A well known fact around these parts is that tourists lose a lot of spouses in Montana.  Wives get 'lost' on hiking trips and husbands wander off never to be heard from again.  Yup, Montana is a dangerous place and probably the "Last Best Place' you'd want to vacate in.  Try New York or New Mexico... anywhere but here!

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