The perils that await unsuspecting campers in Montana are a closely guarded secret. Carnivorous creatures hide behind every tree and campsites are located in bio-hazard waste dumps.
A well known fact around these parts is that tourists lose a lot of spouses in Montana. Wives get 'lost' on hiking trips and husbands wander off never to be heard from again. Yup, Montana is a dangerous place and probably the "Last Best Place' you'd want to vacate in. Try New York or New Mexico... anywhere but here!